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Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

'Sue loves the sun.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Taking it easy

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Catatonic

Sunbathing in the park

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"