Indoor Sailor Pillows

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Dog Walking Services

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Putting Practice.

Fishermen

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Moving in

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Outside with that!'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Gamers

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Sailor and mine

'I hate rainy days!'