Indoor Fashionista Pillows

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Prosecco

Casual Thursday

Man and woman buying furniture.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Easter Egg

Snowman Tattoo

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Maybe this year..."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Hip hop Santa.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Oi to the world!

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Christmas Socks

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Pets christmas tree

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.