Indoor Fashionista Pillows

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Prosecco

Man and woman buying furniture.

Casual Thursday

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Hip hop Santa.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Snowman Tattoo

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Oi to the world!

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"Maybe this year..."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Easter Egg

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Pets christmas tree

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Christmas Socks

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'