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'Never was a team player.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Elfis"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"We will remember them."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

Diego Armando Maradona, 1960-2020

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Whitney Houston

"Take my wife...please!"

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Peter Cruddas

Prayer to Share

'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'

$102 War Chest

Xanadu

Chadwick Boseman

"... Keep your eyes on the prize." John Lewis, 1940-2020

'Ah, Sir Edmund. We've been expecting you.'

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

Spent it all on the primaries.

Amy Winehouse

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

An art forger? How dare you! I am an Henri Matisse tribute act!

Memorial Day

"You wrote the songs... RIP Gordon Lightfoot 1938-2023."