Indignant Thinker Gifts

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

The International and May Day Terrorism

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Gunter Grass

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Pundits

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.