Indie Cafe Fan Mugs

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

All Day Deals!

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"