Indie Author Cheerleader Mugs

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I go that extra mile!"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

Starfish doing the wave.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Conformity

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'