Indian Food Devotee Pillows

Samosas

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Church Basement Foodie

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Holy Macaroni,

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"First, do no ham."

"There, there, Dear. Brother Amos momentarily slipped back into his secular life when he said your cake is 'sinfully good'."

God Cooks Up Evolution

"Put some spiritual food in there."

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Holy Pizza

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Cheeses of Nazareth.