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"Your first poppadum, sir?"

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Free oven glove with every curry, sir.'

Spices.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Lentil Dhal. Classic.' - 'Incoming!' - 'Oh... head rush.'

V8 Vindaloo

Samosas

"This is the place to eat if you like your curries hot."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

6 Brothers Falafel

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Rump roast?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Queen of Quinoa

'The Burrito King.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.