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Diamond that says 'I don't care'.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Cellphone Islands

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

The US Abandons the World

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

Lost and loving it!

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"You should go freelance like me!"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"