Inclusive Storytelling Fan Pillows

'...and this is my partner Steve. Sure we've been here all along, why do you ask?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Recalculating route..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Mime Prison

Jack and Jill

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Skiing in a wheelchair

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'