Inclusive Storytelling Fan Pillows

'...and this is my partner Steve. Sure we've been here all along, why do you ask?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Recalculating route..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Moby Dick

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Bertolt Brecht

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

Skiing in a wheelchair

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

Mime Prison

Jack and Jill