Inclusive Spirit Advocate Gifts

Have a fairy merry Christmas.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

PROBLEM AREAS

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Couple

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Snowman Tattoo

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

"I prefer snow person."

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

What to disclose at a job interview

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

Love is Love

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

Penguins with a Rainbow Egg

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Soft and Chewy People.

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

Elves in bed

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

When political correctness goes too far.

"....and next we have a same-sex goose couple with a civil rights attorney pair."

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

"Happy National Pride Month."

HMS Non-Binary "May God bless it and all who sail in it."

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

'I've gone over the numbers three times. The naughty have surpassed the nice.'

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Happy Whatever

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'