Incarceration Mugs

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Just a few more years, Sally, and we can start that family we always wanted.'

"Stop playing hard to get, Giles."

'I don't smoke or drink or gamble or run around at night.' - 'Of course all that will change when you get out of jail.'

'Do you realize by the time you get out the kids will all be full-grown?!'

Seven years in jail is enough time to write a book about it.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"Will you wait for me ?"

'Stop pouting! Wouldn't you rather have me turn you in for the reward, than some stranger?'

"Yes, I agree. Having a baby is a little miracle, especially as I've been in here for sixteen months!"

"New Year's resolutions? Yes, I did some and I made them. That was 1996. I'e been here ever since."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Prisoner still life painting.

Madoff and devil.

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Prison Romance.

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

Exhibition for Prisoners

Exposed and imprisoned.

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'