Inappropriate Dancers Gifts

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Whatever!

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Boho Bribes

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Dancing.

The Apis Dance Studio

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

Dance like you've never been hurt.

Dancing Person

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

Ann Widdecombe