'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'
In Bed Lovers Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate in-bed lovers with witty sayings and charming designs. Perfect for cozy mornings or late-night chats, these mugs bring humor and warmth to their favorite shared space.
Rare Books
Pyjama party
'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'
Bed and Breakfast
Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'
"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."
"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."
There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.
Dreams
"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."
Happy Valentine!
Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.
'My member requires some interest.'
Yeti/Not Yeti
"We met at the library..."
"He just woke up from hibernation."
'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'
"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"
'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'
"Five more minutes."
"The problem is, all I think about is sex, all you think about is amphimixis."
He's a brilliant doctor, but his bedside manner needs work…
'It must be love, when he kisses me, my heart quakes 5.7 on the richter scale.'
"The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?"
'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'
'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'
Petting in the park.
'No point sulking,dear. If you're stopping in, you may as well be useful.'
Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...
"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"
"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"
I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.
"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."
Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?
In Bed Lovers Mugs Collection
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