Impulsive Marriage Mugs

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."