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'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Phill Jupitus

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Thelonious Monk

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card