Improvised Survival Pillows

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

Commutobile

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Fox Holes

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"Have you been here long?"

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"In the absence of a piano....."

Chronically Unemployed.

'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'

Gamblers

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

"With people's busy schedules these days, it's a wonder they all can find the time to be out to get me."

'We must be near civilisation - there's an abandoned supermarket trolley over there.'

'Today marks our third year on the island. . . let's use the good china!'

Lockdown sushi

"well if you can do better with a tin of apricot halves, a can of sardines, and a jar of peanut butter I'm all ears!"

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