Impractical Joker Mugs

A man painting the words 'The End' falls down a manhole.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."