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'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

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"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A man fishing in a tree stump

Can't a guy have a hobby?

"Nice curvature."

Cow Gossip

"We're starting slowly going off the grid. Walt cancelled out premium movie channels."