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They always go for the hoe.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Hidden Facebook Features

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"I'll give you a moment."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

Do not pass.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

"But is it..?"