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Second Anglo-Afghan War

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

France's Loan to Russia

Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans

"Today, Trump blamed Obama, Syria blamed terrorists, Russia blamed US aggression, the US blamed Putin..."

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

Rumours of Outrages against Foreign Envoys in China

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

Death of General Gordon

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.

Outbreak of Boer War

Victory in the Ashanti Wars, 1874

Gladstone Agonises over Expedients of Foreign Policy

"I hope this won't discourage you from expressing your candid and forthright opinions on my sovereignty in the future."

"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."

"Your psychosis is so original, that we're still brainstorming about a good name for it!"

'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

Congress of Berlin- The Partition of Turkey

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.