Imperialism Detective Mugs

Second Anglo-Afghan War

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans

France's Loan to Russia

"Today, Trump blamed Obama, Syria blamed terrorists, Russia blamed US aggression, the US blamed Putin..."

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

Foreign Policy Mysteries Revealed!

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

Rumours of Outrages against Foreign Envoys in China

Death of General Gordon

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.

"Your knee-jerk reactions seem to be working just fine."

Victory in the Ashanti Wars, 1874

Outbreak of Boer War

"Your psychosis is so original, that we're still brainstorming about a good name for it!"

"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."

Gladstone Agonises over Expedients of Foreign Policy

"I hope this won't discourage you from expressing your candid and forthright opinions on my sovereignty in the future."

'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

Congress of Berlin- The Partition of Turkey