Immunology Gifts

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

Disease Management

Dr. Fauci

"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."

Covid vaccine

Covid Shield

vaccine wars.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Hildegard von Bingen

'They're dog roses!'

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccinating Death

You can relax now.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Criminal Germs

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

An allergist sneezing

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Vivaldi and his creative partner

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'