Immunology Gifts

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

Disease Management

Dr. Fauci

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."

Covid vaccine

Covid Shield

vaccine wars.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Hildegard von Bingen

'They're dog roses!'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccinating Death

You can relax now.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

Criminal Germs

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

An allergist sneezing

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"