Immune System Explorer Pillows

'Foxcroft, your research on the immune system and the drugs youve come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager.'

You can relax now.

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

Flu Vaccine.

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Medicine.

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"Haha! Finally safe!"

Fighting Covid

IRS: Short Form.

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.

Coronavirus Reinfection

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

'I find people take longer to digest these days.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

The vaccine plays hide and seek with the Covid

Infection Control Lab. There's a problem -- Every time that antibody tries to pick a fight, an endorphin tries to calm him down.

"Come on! Join the resistance!"

Caterpillar Comb-Overs.

AstraZeneca

"Maybe if I eat lots of it, I'll get immune!"