"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."
Immigration Realist Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the immigration realist? Our collection offers witty and meaningful items that honor their practical outlook and love for honest storytelling. Perfect for those who see life as a series of authentic experiences, our products combine humor with a touch of realism. Whether it’s a mug for their morning coffee or a print for their workspace, find a gift that resonates with their heartfelt perspective on journeys and new beginnings.
"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."
Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.
"Welcome to the United States."
"You don't want to know."
"It's written in invisible ink."
Build the Wall Back Better
Immigrant babies being with their mothers instead of in cages
"I have family who are illegal immigrants, but they Mayflower was full of immigrants and they didn't have their papers either!"
US Border Controls
Texas judge federal immigration law slows Obama
Division: US-Meixco Border Wall . . . Division - Americans on immigration issues.
Wealth Inequality and Immigration
"Go back where you came from!! Can't you see I'm busy protecting our own children?!"
"There's always a way around it....."
It's time for Immigration Reform.
The Lady's a Tramp
Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved
'Mother says the Border Patrol was VERY rude!'
Relaxation of the visa regime.
Education to the Rescue
Trump: a breath of fresh air.
Reality Football
I.C.E. Sculpture
Trump dump
'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'
Full Up? More Like Full Of It
'And as the fat cotroller raised his flag a dozen or more asylum seekers leapt onboard Annie and Clarabel.'
"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well it's here!"
"He said not to ask any questions, but our immigration lawyer wants to hide out here for a few days."
Lately, there's been a lot of emotional talk about immigration. But that's only because you mindless rubes keep forgetting that immigrants have always been our most vital national resource. Imagine how boring life would be if you could only argue with people in one language. Her mind is like a well-oiled furnace. Quiete, est
"It's always your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. It's never about me!"
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Immigration Realist Gifts Collection
Immigration Realist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the immigration realist—witty, honest, and uniquely crafted for their journey.
Immigration Realist Pillows
Find pillows that echo the honest perspective of the immigration realist—comforting and thought-provoking.
Immigration Realist Prints
Browse prints that beautifully illustrate the genuine stories of immigration realism—ideal for inspiring their space.
Immigration Realist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that capture the authentic spirit of the immigration realist—perfect for everyday wear that speaks their truth.