Immersive Experience Lover Pillows

"Didn't we get sopped the last time we went to 'Tony n' Tina's Wedding'?"

'School of hard knocks.'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

We learn by doing

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

'Why, 'Dr. Suez' of course!'

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

Sex Shop

'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

Slant On Art

Books: Biographies (The inside story). Nature (The outside story).

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

"You don't look like your picture."

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.