Imaginative Souls Gifts

The Artist

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Schizophrenic's Romantic Interlude.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

"I don't think you're being realistic."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Flying carpets: new and used.

The Art Student.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Do me next."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Baby pram as a tank

"Little help?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Thinking outside of the box

Writers without borders.

They were mysteriously drawn together

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Children's Art Show.

'He was a great writer'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Raphael

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Jimi Hendrix.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'