Imaginative Deliverer Gifts

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Rocking horse

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"First snowman?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Building giant sand pies.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'I hope it;s an express.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Trainset

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Air Sitar.

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Flying Pen

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Headless Self-Portrait

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Design Dept. He okayed the flightless birds, but he said the idea for the swimless fish was just silly.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."