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"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Collective Psyche

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'My first camera'

Genius

When we believe together we achieve together.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa's Helpers

My Spam Sketchbook

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Trainset

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'