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'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

Working Together

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Teamwork

Collective Psyche

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Brainstorm in progress.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Genius

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

When we believe together we achieve together.

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Team Work

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

Eureka

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

Save the world together

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

The entire team applauds you.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'