Imaginary Real Estate Agents Gifts

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Mouse real estate!

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Real estate.

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

House building chart (like steps).

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"We're thinking of downsizing."

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.