Imaginary Performer Prints

"No air guitar"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Double Saxophone

"This is off our first TikTok."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

Air Sitar.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

Noisy Books

The Acrobat/Musician

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"No-chance the rapper"

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

Types of online-ing

Alison Pill

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'