Imaginary Performer Mugs

"No air guitar"

Anna Calvi

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Radiator jazz player

Double Saxophone

"This is off our first TikTok."

Sir Patrick Moore.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Air Sitar.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Tom Mullica.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

The Acrobat/Musician

"No-chance the rapper"

Noisy Books

Adult Magician

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Alison Pill

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

Types of online-ing

Grace Jones

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'