Illustration Lover Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Gulliver Makes Another Discovery.

'Down on my luck, please help'

Man begs outside of the old woman who lived in a shoes's house. Sign reads: "Wife and so many kids to support."

'It's gonna be tough rounding these corners.'

Death Beggar

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Apple Pie Abduction

Pastries and Candy

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Frog Prince

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Caricatures $20"