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"From this you make a living?"

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Tartar sauce.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Riding the statue.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Reality of Parenthood

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

"Hey, kid — tell your invisible friend to turn off the invisible fence."

Mao Zedong.

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

TV Duel

'If I didn't have me to talk to, I think I'd go nuts.'

'You must admit that, ideologically, we are in opposite Poles.'

'I'm a Conservative trapped in a Liberal body.'

'As a caterpillar I was conservative. Now I find I'm more liberal.'

'He's a rare combination of left and right wing ideologies.'

In an overnight Coup d'Esprit, right wing thoughts had taken up strategic positions inside Jonathan's mind.

The end of the far right, the right, the center, the left and the far left is near.

'What gets me is how the actors make themselves so small!'

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"