Idolization Experts Mugs

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

Louis Armstrong

"From this you make a living?"

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Tartar sauce.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Riding the statue.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Move Right

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Reality of Parenthood

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

Mao Zedong.

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

"Hey, kid — tell your invisible friend to turn off the invisible fence."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

TV Duel

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

'If I didn't have me to talk to, I think I'd go nuts.'

Everyone's at the Table

'You must admit that, ideologically, we are in opposite Poles.'

'I'm a Conservative trapped in a Liberal body.'

'As a caterpillar I was conservative. Now I find I'm more liberal.'

In an overnight Coup d'Esprit, right wing thoughts had taken up strategic positions inside Jonathan's mind.

'He's a rare combination of left and right wing ideologies.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

The New Gods

The end of the far right, the right, the center, the left and the far left is near.

"I love you so much!" "Too much!"