Idiom Observer Prints

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Elephant in the Womb

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."