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'I feel as sick as a human.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"They're home...the party's over!"

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Management Reshuffle

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"