Identity Theft Victim Mugs

"Ever since his identity was stolen, he's been easier to live with."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

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'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

"The person who stole my identity is in this city, so look for someone who looks and acts like me."

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

'I see you need help. When was your identity stolen, sir?'

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'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'

"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."

"I think you're perfect for this job. And not just because I'm afraid that if you don't get it you'll hack my phone and steal my identity."

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

Someone stole my identity. What do I do with all my monogrammed shirts?

'I'm flattered... someone stole my identity.'

"Well, I suppose it could be identity theft. But that doesn't alter the fact that according to our records, you're already here."

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

'I can't believe that someone stole my identity!'

'Someone stole my identity, but left my big hips.'

"Whoa! This is my stolen identity!"