Identity Theft Prevention Mugs

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'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'Can't say. It's private.'

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

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"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"Ever since his identity was stolen, he's been easier to live with."

'I see you need help. When was your identity stolen, sir?'

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

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'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

'Bernie's not really a transvestite -- he's just paranoid about identity theft.'

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

"Well, I suppose it could be identity theft. But that doesn't alter the fact that according to our records, you're already here."

'I'm flattered... someone stole my identity.'

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

'Someone stole my identity, but left my big hips.'

"Give me your name, address, and date of birth."

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"That is my personal data, but it is a case of identity theft!"

'Sorry, it looks like your credit card has been cloned.'

"You had to steal the identity of the only person in the country with worse credit than ours."

'Someone stole my identity and now they're saddled with my low credit score.'