"All right, which one stole your identity?"
Identity Theft Expert Gifts
Searching for a unique present for an identity theft expert? Our collection features witty and clever items that celebrate their expertise in cybersecurity. Whether they work in IT, law enforcement, or consulting, these gifts add a personal touch to their professional pride.
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Nuclear Security Summit
'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'
Statue of Security
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
Dictator, Interrupted
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
The Ayatollah Bomb?
The Costs Of Doing War.
How to create a password you can remember...
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."
The world of surveillance.
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
Eurocopa 2016
"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."
"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."
"We expect Putin any minute now..."
"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."
"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"
The prime minister: the current threat to national security...
The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,
"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."
'So tell me why you feel threatened all the time'... 4 panel - Uncle Same in therapist office.
'I'm here due to an identity theft.'
"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."
The National Conversation Starts Here
"I thought you meant we had a security leak."
'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'
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