Identity Issues Ponderer Mugs

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The Price of Freedom

"Nice haircut."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Surgical Self-Service

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Johnny and Moloch

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"