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Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Leadership suits you

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Men's business romper.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Congratulations on the new you!

1930's Lady.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Do you think I'm sixty?

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."