Identity Humor Fans Prints

'I think I should tell you. I'm Fred, not Nellie.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

The Snooze Bar.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Beer Parasol.

Winter Weather.

Tequila Mockingbird

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Fish finder."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'