Identity Crisis Prints

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

"So where's all the fun? I thought things would be different and exciting! But nothing has changed! I guess that 'blondes have more fun' line applies only to girls."

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Forming the adolescent personality

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Secret Identity Theft.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Duelling personalities.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

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