Identity Crisis Sympathizers Prints

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

Cybervegan Caf

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

"This doesn't feel right..."

Mr. Hillary Clinton

"Meow."

"Which one of us is me?"

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

Name

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

Varoufakis on German TV

To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. Hey Rudy, it's me. Long time no talk. How are you these days? Lemont? From Berkeley? Tap tap tap tap. Yeah. Man … Putnam Hall 1993. Those were the days. What ever happened to our roommate Ken? Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Divided Airlines. You know, that freak who was always writing articles about "news" and junk for the school paper ... That MORON who didn't know a Gameboy from a GameGear ... That big baby whose mommy was always calling to check

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

"I was born a doughboy but I identify as a crescent roll."

"Does this count as photo I.D.?"

Ready for Hillary

Diversity Does Not Include Class