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The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Vegetarian Birds

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Wish you were steer!

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Mice Cream

Somewhere in France

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Cow on Holiday.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Two boys eating ice cream

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

A day in the life of a dog.

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"