Iconic Transformations Gifts

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Michael Jackson.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Madonna

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

David Bowie

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

Enlightenment sounds okay, but I've decided to go with willful ignorance instead!

Wussapalooka

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

Downcycling with Debbie

'Doctor said to burn more calories.'

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

'I fired them all. 2.437 of them. I'll go it alone.'

'I made big bucks in the 70s, invested well and now I'm living it large.'

"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'

'Man, they sure know how to be cruel! 24 hours a day of the Gournet Food Channel!'

Meet Sexy Cougars

"Why did she have to kiss me?"

"I've realized I don't want to be with you. I want to be you."

No one knows why Jesus stopped going to frat parties: 'What are we going to do with all this water?'

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

'Dear valued customer, due to your lack of discipline and total disregard for your credit limit, you're the customer of the month.'

"I have no idea, and keep in mind that the people who call me the Human Compass are the same ones who call you Curly."