Iconic Rebel Fan Pillows

Mona Lisa sticking her middle finger up when Da Vinci turns his back.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

Aretha Franklin

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

Thomas Wyatt

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Charles de Gaulle

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

"I'll be glad when his class moves on from the dark ages to the renaissance."

The Death of Venus

Minuet

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

A stylized tank.

Baby names: Henry, Elizabeth

Navvy

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).